May 2012
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April 2012
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Just got diagnosed as autistic...
My reaction: “Huh? lol I’m autistic. Not!”
Honestly think I’ve been wrongly diagnosed.
Did someone ask for Carlyle spam?
david-bowie-is-a-reservoir-dog:
randomly-obsessed:
hardlyconsideredhuman:
metaphorical-dreams:
baxtersaurus:
randomly-obsessed:
HOW CAN MY MONITOR HANDLE SO MUCH ~PERFECTION~?
YOU FORGOT SOME
AND OF COURSE, MY NEW FAVORITE
Couldn’t help myself.
Thank you Sid, for queuing this so it ends up on my dash again. As a reward, I’ll give you...
You know what, no
debinichols:
Fuck Rooney Mara. NOOMI RAPACE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! Goddammit. Okay, I feel better now. :)
-kunis:
do you ever get so overprotective over a character/celebrity that when another person says that she/he is not that great you just want to punch that person in the face and make her eat your socks because i do
Never have a go at Prince, when I’m within earshot
Tonight I had a dream, where I hugged and kissed...
It was amaaazing
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That’s because we are the few, the proud, the snakes on a plane.
– My roommate on Slytherin having the most points but the second fewest members on Pottermore. (via bluteammedic)
March 2012
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February 2012
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I...
– Douglas Adams (via carbonman)
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When you're fangirling so much and you get that...
kuro-ookami-san:
alwaystheoutcast:
marryingthesefive:
I scream anyway
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January 2012
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My first job was selling doors, door to door. That’s a tough job isn’t it? Bing...
– Bill Bailey (via smallbrainproduction)
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